My work is hell because....

1. Is there a polite way to tell a fellow coworker you don't give one-tenth of a shit about her pot-bellied pig. I can't count how many hours of my life I have lost listening to how "cute" Sally is. It's a pig for Christ's sake!!!!!

2. In our community bathroom, when someone flushes the toilet, water stops coming out of the sink spigot. That's just wrong.

3. I've somehow been coerced in being on the Christmas party planning committee. We're supposed to come up with fun games to play. I hate playing games...HATE, HATE, HATE!!!!

4. And finally, I'm trying desperately to quit smoking. So my "helpful" coworkers have come by my office every five minutes to ask "how's the not smoking going?" If you wouldn't bring it up all the damn time, it would go a LOT better!!!