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How Do I Write A Resume For This? 2003-06-30 @ 8:19 p.m. Since most books recommend that, instead of bitching about your life, you should take action, I've followed the advice of a particular job-hunter's guide and put together a list of my "skills" and the jobs I feel would match said skills. Total klutz; ability to trip over my own feet at the most inopportune times Sidekick to the Hollywood hero Ability to look one in the eye and lie without a twinge of guilt Publicist for any major celebrity Absolute love of money without the love of actually working for it Member of the British Royal Family Entertainment trivia queen with no math skills to speak of Contributing writer for Entertainment Weekly Obsessive hatred of the outdoors Eccentric shut-in Hmmmm, where to apply first..... |
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