I admit it...I'm a social pariah that loves to smoke.

Look, I'm not some rude hag that's going to blow the "nicotine smoke of death" into your baby's face at the restaurant. But, when I'm more than thirty feet away from the entrance of a building, can I please just enjoy my cigarette without the "cough and glare" of those of you who have not succumbed to the pleasures of letting that sweet, smooth cigarette smoke nestle in your lungs before blowing it out in one, long, satisfying breath (extra points for smoke rings)? And the best ones, in between coughing fits, will say, "You know, that's a bad habit." Yeah, as opposed to randomly pointing out the obvious to people you don't know?

I just read the WARNING on the side of my cigarette pack which states "Warning: Smoking is Addictive."

You think someone would have said something twenty years ago.