I'm thirty-six years old today.

THIRTY-SIX!!!!!

How in the hell did that happen?!?!? I don't feel thirty-six. Well, physically I do. My joints hurt when it rains, my body is succumbing to 36 years of gravity pulling on it, and my gums are almost completed receded from my teeth. Mentally though....I guess I thought I would know more.

The worst thing about it is that this totally screws up my magazine demographic information. No more marking the "25-35" box for me anymore. I now have to check the dreaded "over 35" box. But, it's only one year!!!! The demographic box doesn't care. "You're old," the over 35 box chuckles evilly.

And I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.